You guys wouldn't even believe me if you knew what has been going on in my life lately. Damn, it's been NUTS.
I wanted to make a list of 10 things that would change my life right now. Here they go.
1. If we all had personal chefs, free of charge.
2. If groceries bought themselves
3. If gasoline was free
4. If teleporting existed-because I'd be in Mexico with my best friend right now
5. If the bars had gigantic beds in them and stayed open 24 hours, that way you could stay there until you sleep off the alcohol. Speaking of alcohol...
6. If alcohol burned fat, or even better....
7. If alcohol made you hate your exes, instead of miss them.
8. If texting didn't exist. Seriously I have a love/hate relationship with texting. Let's just talk on the phone so that you have to answer me instead of me looking at my phone every 10 minutes for 5 hours.
9. If men weren't completely clueless
10. If everything on this list actually happened.
Epic list. I especially like if gas were free and if men weren't clueless. (o:
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