Vibrantly Victoria: Classy A** Brotips

I'm sure you have all heard of Brotips, and if you haven't you can thank me later ;) Here are a few good, bad, and everything in between. My commentary to follow!

(Disclaimer: My commentary is meant to be funny and not serious, please take a moment to put your big girl panties on, my post will still be here when you get back ;) Thanks in advance!)

#TRUTH

Honestly I don't think I have ever told a guy to "do whatever he wants" without thinking in my head, you better do what I want mother******! Haha. Actually I just avoid telling a guy to do whatever he wants all together, it's my way or the highway, problem solved.

Again, how can you not love these tips!? I've had a lot of guy friends who put up with girls that are CRAZY DRAMA 24/7 and I never could understand it. Maybe it's just because I consider myself so laid back, but I just can't tolerate unnecessary drama in my life. That's why all of my friends are flippin' awesome.

Did you guys know I hate texting? I abso-frickin-lutely HATE texting. I dread it. I'm ok with getting short texts, texts I don't have to respond to, or texts that are just sweet nothings from JB. But texting with people who want your life story, or texting just to text..... what is wrong with you people?

1. It's lame.

2. It hurts my hands.

3. It's lame.

Get the picture? We can take 5 minutes to say the same thing that a text conversation would have taken 25 minutes to say. What is the point in that? Plus I have a sexy voice, why not use it every chance I get?

When I DO get a text there better be a smiley face in it. Which leads to the next bro tip.

I laughed so hard when I saw this one. If you could see the texts between me and JB, almost every single one has a smiley face in it. There's something about getting a text that says "Hey :)" versus a text that just says "Hey" that just makes the fact that I am having to text soooo much better! :) Haha!

If you notice that my inbox is always cleared, perhaps you should stay the f*** out of my personal stuff! Right?

This is my mother's tactic when arguing with me.

Me: "Mom, me and Nahal are going to get a tattoo together, I am an adult and there is nothing you can do about it!"

My Mother: "If you are such an adult then you should know that it's Nahal and I, Victoria! Would you say Me is going to get a tattoo?? NO you wouldn't!!!!"

Me: "Well at least Me is winning the tattoo argument!"

You straight guys out there should be thanking them, if they were straight you would have no chance with us. We'd be taken by guys who listen, can already dress themselves, and love to go shopping.

My personality definitely has a mustache. A big hairy one. That curls up at the ends. Serious mustachness. Real talk.

I have no idea what this means, but the pink starbursts are my favorite, so guess what? It made the list. You BE that pink starburst bro!

Don't you love watching men turn into big babies around kiddos? Too freaking cute. Bro, if Barbie's calling you better answer. You never know... her and Ken might be on the outs. ;)